3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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