I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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