im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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