Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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