Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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