i think my mom watched the whole time
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
