thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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