he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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