dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
foreskin is a definite game changer
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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