So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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