I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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