if i died would you start the facebook group?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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