Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Best friends brother. Beat that.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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