Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
