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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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