I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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