margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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