he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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