kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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