He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
