even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
they're like a gay fantastic four
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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