Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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