even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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