Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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