Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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