I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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i will never coherently bang her
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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