On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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