we're blogging at a bar
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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