STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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