Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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