apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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