i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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