Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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