How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
