Whod you bang
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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