There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
