I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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