So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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