he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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