A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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