I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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