I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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