i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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