i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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