Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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