I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
