I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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