It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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