highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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