That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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