My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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