What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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