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(404): View more from Georgia

You can't special order awesome

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(310): View more from California

i was born a porn star she said

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(734): View more from Michigan

turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine

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(865): View more from Tennessee

it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina

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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!

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(518): View more from New York

He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.

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