Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
His nipple licking is glorious
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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