So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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