Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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