Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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