It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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