I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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