mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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